Un nouveau genre de retard

Le retard "C'est pas moi c'est toi"

Contexte : On est en ranked et je joue jungle. Mon mid (Anivia) prend le first blood contre jarvan. Durant l'early, jarvan se retrouve a un moment avec environ 200 hp. Je propose un dive a anivia et elle dit ok. A peine je suis arrivé dans leurs bushs (les bushs a cote de leur bleu) que anivia engage sous la tourelle. Pop alors l'ulti de jarvan et celui de gp en meme temps ce qui kill instantanement anivia a peine j'arrive sous la tourelle. Je m'en sors par leur jungle.

Vient alors le flame de la dite-anivia pour ne pas etre venue avec elle (pour mourir ofc puisque jarvan a plus de levels que moi), comme moi j'aurai du y aller avec elle blablabla.
S'en suit les morts à répétition d'anivia qui feed le jarvan comme pas possible (il finit à 16-1 et elle à 1-9).

Je vous laisse maintenant lire le tchat de fin :

fA Wanabee: gg guys
Rictrand: gg Nocturne
fA Wanabee: please report anivia
Rictrand: GO DIVE ANIVIA
ITS KURTIS: gg nocturne
fA Wanabee: you really dont want ot have her in your team
Rictrand: AHAHAHAHAHA
ITS KURTIS: big jungler
Rictrand: WWORST JUNGLER
ITS KURTIS: ever
Rictrand: THAT I EVER SEEN
fA Wanabee: oh jax so you're that kind of 'its always the junglers fault' person too?
Rictrand: I NEVER LOSE LIKE THAT
Rictrand: U ASK ME TO DIVE AND U STAY BACK
ITS KURTIS: you
fA Wanabee: so you're telling me
fA Wanabee: that cause i said dive
fA Wanabee: you lost your lane
fA Wanabee: explain me why
Rictrand: BECAUSE U DON'T COME U STAY WATCHING
Rictrand: OMG
fA Wanabee: when i came out of the bush you were already dead, what shjould ive done? die with you?
Rictrand: OMG HOW U LIE
fA Wanabee: so he would have got 2 kills and you would have say OMG NOCTURNE FED MY LANE GG
Rictrand: man u will be banned
Rictrand: help the ennemy team
fA Wanabee: just stop finding excuses, if you cant dive you just say 'no i cant dive' and thats it
Rictrand: the chat will recorded
Rictrand: lol
fA Wanabee: yeah and they will see how whiny you are
Rictrand: I don't care
fA Wanabee: cool
Rictrand: ban for trolling
fA Wanabee: you still didnt convinced me
fA Wanabee: you know youre wrong
Rictrand: I never be ban in this game
fA Wanabee: you so know it xD
Rictrand: no
fA Wanabee: so tell me
Rictrand: u don't come to gank after
fA Wanabee: what should ive do?
Rictrand: Hecarim comes 6 times
fA Wanabee: tell me dude !
Rictrand: u one
Rictrand: to watch
fA Wanabee: i was at top
Rictrand: my die
fA Wanabee: TELL
fA Wanabee: ME
Rictrand: omg when u ask for the dive
Rictrand: u are next to the tower
fA Wanabee: i should have come to and die and give jarvan doulb ekill?
Rictrand: u look like u're watching a movie
Rictrand: I never see that in this game
fA Wanabee: how should ive know that he had ult and gp will use his ?
Rictrand: before
Rictrand: omg
fA Wanabee: are you really serious
Rictrand: U ask me to dive
fA Wanabee: so you did 0 mistakes in this game?
fA Wanabee: Yeah ok lets fix this
fA Wanabee: i asked you to dive because j4 had 200 hp
fA Wanabee: ok?
Rictrand: What's wrong with u?
fA Wanabee: seems fair
Rictrand: and u don't come
fA Wanabee: i went to dive, then j4 ulted you and gp used his ult, you almost died instantly
fA Wanabee: im here under turret and i cant kill j4
Rictrand: lol
fA Wanabee: I WOULD HAVE DIE WITH YOU IF I HAD COME
fA Wanabee: when are you gonna learn
Rictrand: lol
Rictrand: and after u don't come
fA Wanabee: going under turret wouldnt have change anything
Rictrand: for a gank
Rictrand: so
fA Wanabee: no no dont change the subject
fA Wanabee: we are talking about my dive you pissed me off all game long
Rictrand: u will be report for help ennemy team
fA Wanabee: hahaha you are so wrong and you know it
Rictrand: no
Rictrand: never be ban in this game
fA Wanabee: you dont have anything to say so you stick saying the same shit all over again
fA Wanabee: yo already said that too
fA Wanabee: try something else
Rictrand: I made ur fucking first blood
fA Wanabee: yeah
Rictrand: u ask me to dive after
Rictrand: that's all
fA Wanabee: and why didnt you say no?
fA Wanabee: if you werent up to ?
fA Wanabee: tell me
Rictrand: cause low hp, cause u have to go in
fA Wanabee: no
Rictrand: jungler and u don't engage?
fA Wanabee: you just say 'no' and i dont go in
Rictrand: why play jungler so?
Rictrand: OMG
Rictrand: u give some advice
fA Wanabee: dont change subject dude, why didnt you say no
Rictrand: and people have to say no?
fA Wanabee: ok so ? i can be wrong
Rictrand: man are u brain dead?
fA Wanabee: you say 'no dont go i will die' and i will be ok
Rictrand: it's so illogic
fA Wanabee: really? trying not to die in a shit move is illogic?
Rictrand: u say that because u think it's possible to dive
Rictrand: omg
Rictrand: u are brain dead
fA Wanabee: yeah but if you think its not possible to dive why didnt you say no?
Rictrand: give some advice
Rictrand: and we have to say no
fA Wanabee: if you knew it was not possible to dive
Rictrand: MIND FUCK
fA Wanabee: why didnt you say no
Rictrand: To know what?
fA Wanabee: you re so bad at trolling xD
Rictrand: u give an advice
fA Wanabee: yeah so what?
Rictrand: and u say
fA Wanabee: cant advice be wrong?
Rictrand: so
fA Wanabee: i you think im wrng why didnt you tell me?
Rictrand: u say wrong advice every time?
Rictrand: now I understand
fA Wanabee: tell me ! if you knew it was a bad idea why didnt you say no?
fA Wanabee: answer my question
Rictrand: I don't think is a bad idea
fA Wanabee: THERE IT IS
Rictrand: because u have to go in
Rictrand: and u watch
fA Wanabee: IT WASNT A BAD IDEA
fA Wanabee: SO YOU WENT IN
fA Wanabee: JUST LIKE I DID
Rictrand: ronfl
fA Wanabee: COS YOU DIDNT KNOW J4 HAD HIS ULTIMATE JUST LIKE I DID
fA Wanabee: you said it dude
Rictrand: loooool
fA Wanabee: it wasnt a bad idea
Rictrand: ur brain is dying
Rictrand: really
fA Wanabee: you just went under turret too fast and starting to take turret's shots
fA Wanabee: what could i do? flash to tank turret first?
fA Wanabee: you should have tank it
fA Wanabee: shouldnt*
Rictrand: cause I think u have to come
Rictrand: and u don't
fA Wanabee: lol
fA Wanabee: you se me on the map dude
fA Wanabee: you see me coming but you still go in and tank
Rictrand: because u say ur advice is a piece of shit
fA Wanabee: YOU SEE ME COMING
fA Wanabee: BUT YOU STILL TANK
fA Wanabee: AND ITS MY FAULT
Rictrand: no
fA Wanabee: xD
Rictrand: yes
Rictrand: u ask
Rictrand: for
Rictrand: not me
fA Wanabee: yes dude, you were under turret that i wasnt even on the lane
fA Wanabee: i cant back off for you, you just had to wait more
fA Wanabee: i wwas coming
Rictrand: lol
fA Wanabee: i couldnt flash to go under turret first
Rictrand: my worst game with anivia...
fA Wanabee: you know im right
Rictrand: no
fA Wanabee: no doubt about it
Rictrand: u ask for dive
fA Wanabee: yeah
fA Wanabee: next
fA Wanabee: you went under turret
fA Wanabee: period
fA Wanabee: your bad
Rictrand: no
Rictrand: ur
fA Wanabee: yes
Rictrand: Hecarim comes 6 times
Rictrand: u 0
fA Wanabee: you didnt went under turret? :o
fA Wanabee: AND NOW you change the subject xDD
Rictrand: once when u are jere
Rictrand: here
Rictrand: ONCE
fA Wanabee: i wasnt there and you know it
Rictrand: u lie
Rictrand: everybody see
Rictrand: XD
fA Wanabee: yeah so what didnt i tank the turret?
fA Wanabee: if i was there first?
Rictrand: because u watch
fA Wanabee: why did YOU tank the turret
fA Wanabee: SO you were under turret first
fA Wanabee: end of story
Rictrand: yes
Rictrand: because u fuck me
fA Wanabee: in all cases you shouldnt have tank the turret
Rictrand: because u don't come
Rictrand: so u fuck me
fA Wanabee: if i dont go fine, just back off and buy some stuff
Rictrand: gg
fA Wanabee: BUT you did go under the turret
fA Wanabee: so its YOUR bad
Rictrand: lol
Rictrand: omg
Rictrand: ur brain is dying really
Rictrand: I never see that before
Rictrand: really
fA Wanabee: if you say go dive and then you realize its not so much a good idea, and you see me going under turret and die, it will be your fault then?
Rictrand: omg so illogic
fA Wanabee: cos the other people is SO brain dead that he can realize its a bad idea
Rictrand: and u don't tell and u let me die
Rictrand: ok
fA Wanabee: and he dies BECAUSE the jungler told him to die
fA Wanabee: it was obivous dude
fA Wanabee: i cant play for you sorry
Rictrand: lol
Rictrand: I just laugh behind my computer...
Rictrand: omg...
fA Wanabee: cool
fA Wanabee: i really dont think you are xD
fA Wanabee: but i am
fA Wanabee: and im telling my friends what happening to me cause you really are a new kind of prick
Rictrand: give some advice and says I have to judge
fA Wanabee: never saw a troll like you before
Rictrand: omg
Rictrand: u are the troll
Rictrand: I never be ban
fA Wanabee: im not even sure you're trolling what makes it even worse
Rictrand: in this game
Rictrand: u report me, u will be ban for abusive report
Rictrand: because people read the chat
Rictrand: and u ask me for dive and u don't come
fA Wanabee: so if i tell you "go suicide in their base" you will go and it will be my fault ?
Rictrand: why u change subject now?
fA Wanabee: im still in there
fA Wanabee: you're saying that i said to you to die
Rictrand: because u don't think about ur gank?
fA Wanabee: im asking if you're gona do everythingf im sying
fA Wanabee: you really are a sad kind of prick
fA Wanabee: but im sure you know youre wrong so im glad
Rictrand: lol
Rictrand: no
fA Wanabee: yes you do
fA Wanabee: and you're just so mad to get killed so you have to find someone to blame for
Rictrand: u ask for dive
Rictrand: and after it's my fault because I dive
fA Wanabee: you already said that a thousand times dude
Rictrand: Now it's over
fA Wanabee: just go back in the tchat i explain everything
Rictrand: I made my report
fA Wanabee: by the way
fA Wanabee: you got first blood
Rictrand: Really
Rictrand: u will be ban
fA Wanabee: he only got normal kill
Rictrand: I send to riot
fA Wanabee: so you had more gold than him
fA Wanabee: you should have win your lane?
Rictrand: because I never see that before
fA Wanabee: answer me ? (cause you really are annoying with your 'no ban never seen that blablabla")
fA Wanabee: you had more gold, why didnt you win?
Rictrand: if u don't ask for dive yes it's win
fA Wanabee: why didnt you die NINE times
Rictrand: because after u farm in teamfight
fA Wanabee: ok you died, but you stil had first blood
fA Wanabee: LOOOOOOL
fA Wanabee: wost excuse EVER xD
Rictrand: no we see u
fA Wanabee: hahahaha omg i cant believe you really said that xDDD
fA Wanabee: now you know you're wrong
Rictrand: lol
Rictrand: my worst game with anivia...
fA Wanabee: you already said that too
Rictrand: and this game is fucked by players
fA Wanabee: like you?
fA Wanabee: take a look at scoreboard dude
Rictrand: I don't have a ban
Rictrand: for anything
Rictrand: lol
fA Wanabee: WHERE IS THE POINT OF THIS OMG
fA Wanabee: im telling you that you fucked up and you speak to me avbout your bans
Rictrand: scoreboard means nothing
Rictrand: scoreboard is not a reason for a ban
Rictrand: u can die 30 times
Rictrand: u will not have a ban for that
fA Wanabee: oh yes it is
Rictrand: no
Rictrand: read the faq of the tribunal
fA Wanabee: when you arrive ot die more than 5 times in less than 10 minutes, you know there is a problem with you. And if you dont fix it, its your bad
Rictrand: lol
Rictrand: it's not a reason for a ban
fA Wanabee: and if its your bad, its your bad
Rictrand: read rules plz
fA Wanabee: yes it is
Rictrand: no
Rictrand: read rules
Rictrand: u don't know it
fA Wanabee: "intentionnaly feeding"
fA Wanabee: "bad player"
Rictrand: scoreboard is not the reason for that
fA Wanabee: i know what i can report you for
Rictrand: fail
Rictrand: u don't have evidence
fA Wanabee: You're a bad player AND you re the worst flamer ive ever seen
Rictrand: flame?
fA Wanabee: that gives me two good reasons to report you
Rictrand: I don't flame at all
fA Wanabee: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rictrand: lol
Rictrand: abusive report for u
fA Wanabee: hahahaha
Rictrand: put feeding intentionall
fA Wanabee: anyway dude
fA Wanabee: i dont give a shit i know you're wrong cu
Rictrand: it's an abusive one
Rictrand: Because scoreboard is not a reason for a ban
Rictrand: go ahead
fA Wanabee: keep telling yourself that
Rictrand: lol
Rictrand: u're so wrong
Rictrand: Ask the mid to dive the Jarvan IV, just watching the die of the mid. Then he didn't make a gank, intead the other jungler is coming to gank. After, he makes some flame and insult on the whole team and
Rictrand: That's ur report
Rictrand: ENJOY
Rictrand: UR
Rictrand: BAN




Bref, gros lol

La game se finit a 21-4 pour eux, avec moi 3-2.

Le pire c'est pas lui qui est apparemment complètement con, c'est les autres qui le croient et tombent dans le piège du "report le jungler". Du coup jme suis surement fait report par toute ma team parce que Anivia avait une plus grande gueule que moi. (oui je sais bonjour le bisounours) Ce jeu me rend dingue vraiment.

La raison du report que j'ai mise :

He is just the most annoying player i have ever seen in this game, and i have seen a lot ...
Started to flame cause jungler didnt dive with him, and he died under turret. Then he just died again and again feeding the enemy jarvan mid.

You really dont wanna have this kind of cancer player in your team, believe me. PLease ban this dude

Need le replay pour savoir qui a raison !

Pouah. Bravo l'autiste !